Saturday, February 28, 2009
4 legs good, 2 legs better
Homo Sapiens are the most capable predators the world has ever seen.
That wasn’t always the case. Look at how vulnerable we really are from a biological standpoint. Without our tools, what are we left with?
We can produce some damn decent pressure with our jaws, but it ain’t if even close to the best and we got no fangs.
The only uses for our “claws” are slowly wearing a hole in our socks and collecting boogers.
Armor plating?…Folks, our skin can be cut be a f*cking piece of paper. That’s all I got to say about that.
I read a story that called Michael Phelps the world’s best swimmer. Uh, excuse me?
Maybe after I witness Phelps attain the velocity needed to launch himself 10 meters above the water’s surface and jump through a hula-hoop, or perhaps watch him kill a shark with his nose, will I consider being impressed.
World records in Track & Field? Well sure, as long as we exclude the “lower animals”.
Face it, we suck.
Our vision is decent but pales when compared to any bird of prey or even octopi.(They see you Breda)
Our sense of hearing? My dog can hear a rabbit hopping across my gravel driveway with the radio on.
Our sense of smell? Ya, that’s a winner. A Great White shark can detect one tablespoon of blood dispersed in a cubic mile of seawater. I can’t even smell the fact that my own nose is bleeding.
Yet, I can walk through the woods and jungle alike with the ability to repel attacks from other “top predators” in their own right, as well as slather them up with BBQ sauce and eat them all.
But our tools, our glorious tools. We traded alot for opposable thumbs and big brains and it was a good trade.
I can’t remember the name of the film, but there was a scene in which to old grizzled big-game hunters were swapping stories of the hunt. One turned to the other and asked what he thought was the most dangerous animal he had ever hunted.
The second man stared into the camp fire, and softly said, “Another man”.
Caption this Photo
Pro-gun Il State Senator Dan Rutherford during the Blago impeachment hearings."How did he get his hair that big?"
"So who did steal the cookie from the cookie jar?"
Friday, February 27, 2009
Why "Gun Nuts" Oppose Registration Lists
"I felt a general sense of disbelief once the officer actually began to list the firearms registered in my name."This was a statement made by a college student who went to the campus police station after his "presence was requested".
Why was his presence requested?
Because he did an oral presentation on campus violence and stated he supported campus carry. That was enough for his professor to call the authorities.
So because one individual craps herself just hearing about concealed carry, the police had the justification to pull the list of firearms this guy owned and question him on their whereabouts.
Don't you feel reassured?
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Delusional Hunters and Shooters Association
In his letter to AG Holder, Ray states:
“Based on your comments today, it appears that the Obama administration may attempt to reinstate [the federal assault weapons] ban.Um, Ray. 'May attempt'? That's been Obama's official policy since Day 1.
the issue is bad policyAnd yet you still endorsed him.
In 2006 you claimed:
"No one needs an assault weapon," Schoenke said.You stated in a question on the Brady Endorsement:
The board members are no longer with AHSA. Please see today's press release.So Ray's no longer w/ the AHSA? I'm confused.
Continuing on the AWB.
We just want those policies directed at the root cause of crime and violence and not just symbolism,Of which none of the policies that Obama has supported do. Yet you still endorsed him.
"This type of legislation will only disillusion the millions of law-abiding gun owners who voted for Barack Obama, believing that he did indeed support their right to own firearms."
No, not disillusioned. Delusional. Anyone who thought that were either not paying attention or were foolish enough to believe campaign rhetoric.
Just the demographic the AHSA aims for.
David Codrea's Examiner column has more.
Did you know that starting a church is...well, goddamn easy?
The conversation staring condensing around the idea that if the courts have already decided that Native Americans can use peyote in their religious/spiritual ceremonies, regardless of federal and state drug laws; what would the courts have to say about the use of guns as a tenent of a religious/spiritual faith if those practices were in conflict with federal or state laws?
So naturally, we started a church on that sunday afternoon.
Before you start laughing, give this some serious thought. Long has the 2nd Amendment offered its protection to the 1st Amendment, and all the rest. Isn't it about time that the 1st Amendment repaid its debts in kind?
We are serious about developing this, even to the point of formal membership and legal protection. The "Holey Book" is already being written.
The antis incorrectly say we worship guns already, but what we truly worship is the concept of freedom.
The light-bringer says we cling to guns and religion? Let us embrace that insult and return it with vengence.
My buddy (might appear as "barbarian" here) took the time to fire the opening salvo:
Welcome to..........The Church of G.O.D. (Gun Owning Disciples)
We hold that all persons, while not created equal, have an equal innate desire for freedom, especially freedom from harm, slavery and tyranny. This desire demands an ability to defend ones self, ones family and loved ones. This is both an innate right and a sacred personal responsibility and its’ infringement cannot and will not be tolerated. The pursuit of happiness must always be matched with power or any true security is nothing but hopeful illusion.
To grow spiritually one must be, and ever will there be those who wish to end another’s’ being, thus ever will there be need for knowledge of arms. We accept this reality and prepare. Other paths may lead to joy but that which is built upon the benevolence of others is but a temple built on sand. Thus we build our temple on a foundation of blued steel. We are the Gun Owning Disciples and we live in peace. We do not ask for peace, we do not beg for peace, we demand it, for it is ours by right. We choose never to live in fear of evil but to walk the path of the peaceful warrior, ever vigilant, and the world is safer and better wherever we walk. So long as evil persons and organizations exist, walk this path we will. We live everywhere in the world and are of all races, creeds, colors, sexes and nationalities. We have awakened to the need for our own self defense and no person or government or law or threat or propaganda will ever alter this. Be ye evil with intent to harm, be ye good but merely misguided in attempts to disarm, beware!
Brothers and Sisters, can I get an Amen?
Reason vs Emotion
Compare these statements:
"It's not the role of the state to preserve the sanctity of the church, and it's not the role of the state to impose religious judgment calls on churches," Petty said.vs.
She said the bill "would fundamentally change the perception of sanctuaries in this state from places of safety, peace and openness into those of fear and suspicion."
One person makes a clearly defined argument based off of legal principles. The other craps her pants. The Senator just has no clue:
"I don't know of any church where the carrying of guns is a sacred belief intrinsic to the doctrine of that church, like the holding of communion might be," Madison said.Sounds like the Senator is a Brady Adherent. So we have a popular bill passed by the House and which the Ark. Gov. says he'll sign but is being stalled because of the fears of a select few individuals.
Gun control in a nutshell.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Holder calls for new Assault Weapon Ban
At a press conference announcing the arrests, Holder also suggested that re-instituting a U.S. ban on the sale of assault weapons would help reduce the bloodshed in Mexico, where last year 6,000 people were killed in drug-related violence.From ABC News on the conference:
"As President Obama indicated during the campaign, there are just a few gun-related changes that we would like to make, and among them would be to reinstitute the ban on the sale of assault weapons," Holder told reporters
"Just a few changes"? Like banning hundreds of thousands of firearms, complete registration, and suing the firearms industry out of business? Those kind of changes?
Listening to the conference on Cam & Co, Holder stated it's just a matter of 'sequence' until they get to it.
Hopefully Bill Schneider of NewWest has his recipes for crow ready.
The Brady's are nervous....
Dear Illinois Brady Campaign Member,And tonight a list of anecdotes presented on Huffpo in order to prove that all CCW holders are just waiting to shoot up their neighborhoods after a few beers.
Dangerous legislation, HB 245, that would force our police to allow virtually anyone to carry loaded, hidden guns in public, including restaurants where alcohol is served, public parks, daycare centers and on city buses could soon come to a vote in the Illinois State House.
The NRA and its allies in the state legislature want to make it easier for almost anyone to "pack heat" in public. Common sense tells us that loaded, hidden guns don’t belong in large crowds, in restaurants where alcohol is served, on crowded buses where tempers can flare, or in daycare centers around our children. Stop this dangerous legislation before it’s too late!
The issue has been in the news recently, including editorials in the New York Times last Friday and the Washington Post today.Yeah, all those "editorialists" that think that you can buy grenades and RPG's at gun shows.
On the one hand, the gun lobby wants to force concealed weapons (unconnected to law enforcement) into nearly every place you can imagine, including National Parks, college campuses, airports, even churches.
On the other hand, most Americans probably agree with the statement President Obama made on concealed weapons during his campaign:Which is why 40 states have 'Shall Issue' Concealed Carry Laws and only 2 states have no form whatsoever.
The real reason behind this sudden push? They're afraid. They're afraid that the Nat'l Parks Carry will be upheld and that the recent push for CCW in IL has more support than ever before.
One can smell their shorts from here.
Pro-gun bills moving in Oregon
http://oregonfirearms.org/alertspage/02.24.09%20alert.html
This is a train that keeps on chugging.
Hell, if this passes, I'm going to fight for Vermont/Alaska style carry here at home. If they can carry in my State without a permit, then I should be able to as well.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
A Measure of Justice
ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- Three former Atlanta police officers were sentenced Tuesday to prison terms ranging from five to 10 years for covering up a botched drug raid in which a 92-year-old woman was killed.
Complete justice? No but it's something. Hopefully the family will get something in the following civil suits.
Illinois Roundup
Since Chicago has raised its fees and taxes so high that people find it cheaper to go to the suburbs to do their business, Daley thinks he's entitled to that money as well. He's trying to force car rental companies in the 'burbs to pay Chicago taxes unless their customers provide a photocopy of thier driver's licenses and a sworn statement that they won't be spending more than 50 percent of their time driving in Chicago during the rental period.
I think the suburbs should start charging Chicago for police services provided due to Chicago residents committing crimes outside of the city.
Durbin Flops on Burris
Il Sen. Durbin has returned to his original position of opposing Burris's nomination by calling for his resignation after Burris's story changes once again. The LightBringer made him change his mind before, will Obama come to Burris's defense again or will the bus have another victim?
A Shadow of A Ship
Apparently though, no one can afford the bureaucracy that goes along with it. Too bad, this would be a fantastic piece for a museum.
So Bryan Miller of Ceasefire NJ
So tell me Bryan, were the NJ legislators asking "distracting" and "off-topic" questions like "How will this bill actually reduce crime?"
Did you tell them that answering that question was a "waste of time"?
UPDATE: Seems Bryan is getting tired of getting spanked on his own blog so is replying instead here w/ the usual half-truths, misinformation, and character attacks.
Illinois CCW
It's been reported that the new Gov. is opposed to CCW but there is a lot of support outside for it including police organizations and numerous counties.
Might this be the year?
Update: According to sources, it's actually out of committee and onto the House floor. For a CCW bill in Illinois, this is a nearly unprecedented major step.
Monday, February 23, 2009
Mother Nature is a wicked bitch.



Maybe someone should rub his nose in some porcupine while firmly saying "bad dog" to teach him a lesson.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Hamas Knows Its History
U.S. officials are furious with the United Nations for its role in Hamas' attempt to enlist U.S. Sen John Kerry to transfer a letter from the Palestinian militant group to President Obama during Kerry's trip to the Middle East, an official source told FOX News.
All this really proves is that Hamas has a better education than 'US officials' when it comes to Sen. Kerry. He met with the VietCong at the Paris Peace Talks and openly advocated the Communist gov't position when he returned to the US.
Perfectly logical. He's worked with the enemies of the US in the past, why not now?
As for the UN. Well, it's a group opposing Israel. That's all the reason they need to get involved.
Saturday, February 21, 2009
A Severe Case of "GDS"
Asked if he thought voters who wanted more transparency in government were disappointed in Burris, Daley said he thought people would eventually "move on with their lives."
"Three people got killed [last night]. Do you think the people who killed them care who is their U.S. senator?" Daley said. "Life goes on."
Daley was referencing a triple shooting of teens on the South Side.
So Chicago's got a gang problem and Daley is completely helpless to stop it despite his past attempts to blame it all on gun owners so he thinks that the entire state should drop what they're doing and focus on his problems.
He could also be (poorly) trying to blunt calls for politicians blatantly involved in unethical (if not illegal) situations to resign as the Blagojevich/Burris investigations get closer and closer to City Hall.
Or perhaps both. This is Daley after all.
Friday, February 20, 2009
O-day +30 Part 2: International Conviction
"But our pressing on those issues can't interfere on the global economic crisis, the global climate change crisis and the security crisis," Clinton told reporters in Seoul just before leaving for Beijing.
HopeChange we can believe in. I know I do.
To Continue a Trend
No Love for the Brady Campaign
Paul Helmke then moved over to Huffpo. We followed and the pro-rights comments still outnumber the anti's 10:1.
The Brady's also have a page on Facebook that has a forum for people who "join the group". The majority of the posts and threads are by pro-gun advocates w/ nary a Brady supporter to be heard.
So if 'gun control' is so popular, where are the supporters?
Quiver of arrows
In my view, there are 5 basic categories of people with regards to the 2nd Amendment:
1. Those who respect it and exercise it.
2. Those who respect it and don’t exercise it.
3. Those who don’t respect it yet do exercise it.
4. Those who don’t respect it and don’t exercise it.
5. Those who can’t even differentiate between Rights and privileges. The entire Bill of Rights is a complete mystery to these folks.
Or the shorty version:
1. Sheep dogs
2. good sheep
3. wolves/Fudds
4. bad sheep
5. pathetic sheep
When you run the list through my patent pending “F*ck the 2A” filter, the original 5 categories of people are reduced down to 2 categories.
1. Those who believe their safety is their own responsibility.
2. Those who believe their safety is someone else’s responsibility.
I want to make absolutely clear that I do not wish to disparage or belittle those who engage the antis from a linguistic, academic, historical or court precedent foundation. I have tremendous respect for each arrow in the quiver. Indeed, each arrow is needed, based on the individual you’re debating and from what angle.
My main point is that quoting U.S. Code or SCOTUS rulings ain’t gonna put much of a dent in:
“12 caliber death machines that pump 4 rounds for each trigger pull with a 100 bullet clip of high kill-rate heat-seeking cop-killing shells and shoulder things that go up are of no use to civilians other than the mass slaughter of innocent children and shooting passenger planes out of the sky.”
I see 5 types of people with regards to the 2A, but only 2 types with regards to the natural Right of self defense.
For those who remember the Brady Blog days, I was actually able to get my beloved Kelli to admit that a mother dolphin had the natural Right to kill an aggressive shark in order to protect her slower swimming offspring. It’s the only concession I’ve gotten from her in over 2 years of debate.
Let’s not waste ammunition and use our arrows wisely.
O-day +30: Punishing Economical Drivers
WASHINGTON — Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood says he wants to consider taxing motorists based on how many miles they drive rather than how much gasoline they buy.So in order to actually diminish the demand for fuel efficient vehicles and to continue to fill the Gov't coffers that his boss just emptied even more, LaHood wants to punish people for driving. That's all this really is.
I bought a Prius because I couldn't afford to pay $4/gallon on a truck that only got 12mpg. I still drive the same distance but now the cost difference is going to be less depending on how much they make this tax. Beyond the fact that the gas tax most likely will be kept in addition. Hence less incentive to bother w/ the added cost of a fuel-efficient car.
This includes attaching GPS devices to vehicles to monitor them. Hmm, I wonder how long it will take before that plan becomes abused by our ever so trustworthy .gov?
Update: "O" 'spokesthings say "No" but (according to Il State Sen. Dale Righter) Il Democrats are proposing a .21+/gal. gas tax hike.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Chicago, England
Mayor Daley has argued that security and terrorism won’t be an issue if his Olympic dreams come true because, by 2016, there will be a surveillance camera on every street corner in Chicago.So my bet is that we'll see the exact same thing we did in the UK. A mixture of crime moving out into the suburbs and ever inventive ways of vandalizing them.
On Thursday, Orozco refused to say how many cameras are currently linked to the 911 center. But, he reiterated Daley’s earlier promise. “We’re going to grow the system until we eventually cover one end of the city to the other,” he said.
Basically, areas like Englewood and BackoftheYards will have their cameras destroyed or stolen pretty quickly and they won't get replaced or repaired very quickly, especially when repairmen start getting attacked and they refuse to go back.
Neighborhoods closer to the suburbs will see a decrease in crime as the drug dealers and burglars just shift thier 'offices' over a few blocks to areas that don't have cameras. A proportional crime increase in the 'burbs and collar counties will soon follow.
Maybe a better plan to reduce crime in Chicago is to put cameras inside the offices of the Mayor and his Merry Aldercritters.
Did someone hit the reset button?
The 2A is a State’s right to have a Militia.
Do you have the right to own howitzers, B-52’s and nukes?
The 2A covers Flintlock muskets, not modern firearms with shoulder things that go up.
With a modern military, the 2A is irrelevant.
It’s the job of the police to protect us.
Most of the rest fall into the general category of being utterly incapable of making a distinction between wolves and sheepdogs.
How many times have you responded:
Individuals have Rights, States have powers. The organized vs unorganized Militia distinction.
The Militia Acts of 1792 and the distinction between hand held and crew served weapons. The difference between firearms and destructive devices.
Quill pens, printing press, radio, TV, interweb tubes, blah blah blah.
True nature of the 2A as a defense against tyranny. Power in the hands of the people. The Revolutionary War.
Cops can’t be everywhere, cops only respond after a crime has occurred, cops too heavy to carry.
How many minds have you changed? Hoplophobes into neutrals? Nuetrals into pro-gunners? How many newbies have you taken to the range? Ever convinced someone to go out and buy their first gun and take some safety training? I’m not in any way trying to say the above arguments are ineffective, I’m honestly asking what arguments have you found to be the most effective? What’s your ice breaker for an anti. How do you engage and frame the topic?
I’m just a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal, but I like this approach. Once I get a hint at pure unadulterated PSH, I ask a simple question.
Would you like to come over to my house and join me in tracking down the skunk that lives by the river so we can poke him with pointy sticks?
Then I ask them why not.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
10th Circuit Private Property Victory
Fairfax, Va. – Today, a three-judge panel of the U.S. Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals ruled unanimously in support of allowing employees to store legally owned firearms in locked, private motor vehicles while parked in employer parking lots. This decision upholds NRA-backed legislation passed in 2004.In my view, this is less of a 2A issue than a private property issue. The inside of my vehicle is my property. While the business may own the lot, they don't own my car. It's in the same vein as businesses punishing people for having political stickers on their car that the owners oppose.
Garnering Support
With some luck, I will get invited to talk to other groups on campus likely to support firearm rights as well as a few more members joining the SCCC.
Getting the word out there. One step at a time.
O-Day +28: Fairness Doctrine
A White House spokesman tells FOXNews.com President Obama opposes any move to bring back the so-called Fairness Doctrine.Ah, a 'spokesman' said it, not Obama. We've already seen his history of changing his story when a "spokesman/staffer/etc." makes a comment and not the Lightbringer himself:
Politico.com, March 31, 2008: "Sen. Obama didn't fill out these state Senate questionnaires - a staffer did - and there are several answers that didn't reflect his views then or now," Tommy Vietor, a spokesman for Obama's campaign, said in an e-mailed statement. "He may have jotted some notes on the front page of the questionnaire at the meeting, but that doesn't change the fact that some answers didn't reflect his views. His 11 years in public office do."My sodium levels are going to go through the roof with all the salt I'll need to take for this current stance.
Ugh, why me here?
So here goes…
F*ck the 2nd Amendment.
But please do so in a respectful manner since I’m not lost on the fact that the 1st Amendment protects my Right to say that.
Rule of Duh #1:
Self defense is a natural Right inherent to all flora, fauna and fungi.
Rule of Duh #2:
Human Beings are animals.
Therefore, human beings have a natural inherent Right of self defense.
Too many people, on both sides of the 2A debate, are caught up with linguistics, true intent of the writings of dead people and the perceived force of court precedent. There are others that have hashed out Miller, Cruikshank, Heller, the Federalist Papers etc, at great lengths. While I admire and deeply respect the time, energy and detail in this research, I can’t help pouring myself a drink, raising it above my head and softly saying:
“Wow, that’s neato… now F*ck it.”
As a life form, I have the inherent Right to preserve my living status whether or not the 2A was written clearly, written poorly or even written at all.
Rule of Duh #3:
Humans are good at making and using tools.
Let that soak in a bit.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Idiot or Agent?
Howdy
This is going to be long, detailed, and absolutely true.
This is how I adopted the name kaveman(remember how you insinuated that this showed I was a knuckle-dragging Neanderthal, kelli) and how I was introduced to firearms. The name stems from events early in my childhood and made me who I am today, my own defining moments, my age of ascension. I apologize for not providing any links to prove my story, because it somehow flew under the media’s radar. Believe it or not, this is the short version, I’ll stick to the highlights.
First some back history…
My Grandparents on my Mother’s side lost EVERYTHING in the Great Depression. No I don’t mean they took a financial hit and had to start buying ribeyes instead of T-bones, I mean they were broke.
Grandpa loaded up the station wagon with all their worldly possessions(complete with the chicken coop strapped to the roof) and headed out west. He got a deal that if he started a farm and turned a profit within 5 years, he got the land for free. These programs were quite popular and badly needed after so many lost so much. He managed to turn a profit on a potato farm in Idaho(Grandpa was no fool, he went for a sure thing). At the beginning, both my Grandparents hunted for the food on the table. Gardening came into play as well, but hunting AND gathering wild berries and fruit was how they started. This is how they, and my Mother survived.
Fast forward to their retirement…
After working the fields for many years, they took to the hills and went camping. Not the ordinary- let’s sleep outside tonight in the KOA Campground and drive to Denny’s in the morning for their $2.99 breakfast deal kind of camping- but survival mode camping. They camped out, in the tow-behind type campers for 5 months straight. They returned home and stayed for 1 month to pay bills, do upkeep on the house, buy staple supplies and check in with family and friends. Then, back out for another 5 month stretch. Hunting/fishing was the norm to round out the staples, as was making do with what was at hand. For as long as I can remember, this was their routine, ten out of every twelve months, you’d find them in the hills.
I told you that story so I could tell you this one…
Every year, my family joined my Grandparents for 2 weeks out of every summer to enjoy the camping tradition with them, along with my Mother’s brother and his family. Every morning started out the same way, my Grandfather screaming GOOD MORNING at the top of his lungs at day break. The fire was rekindled and breakfast was prepared. Far beyond “normal” breakfast, this was stick-to-your-ribs country style eats: eggs, bacon, sausage(link and patty), hash-browns, pancakes, french toast, cereal, and the best home-made biscuits and gravy this side of the Missisippi. Everything rounded out with your choice of milk, OJ, or cocoa. My Brother and I, along with our cousins would enjoy eating contests to no end. Who could eat the most pancakes was our favorite. The rest of the day was spent exploring and playing kick-the-can with an entire mountain range as our field. Hotdogs, hamburgers, steak, chicken, fish and the obligatory s’mores
were part and parcel for lunch and dinner.
Then something happened…
My cousin Angie was 12
My cousin Mikah was 10
My brother was 9
I was 6
And my cousin Denise was 5
Everything started out the same, everyone around the breakfast table doing some good ‘ol fashioned face-stuffing. I don’t quite remember who it happened to first, but it eventually happened to all of us, one by one.
A soon as any of us would put our fork down on the table and started rubbing our stomachs in a vain attempt to try and find room for just one more biscuit, Grandma told us to gather all of our things and wait for her around the camp fire. One by one, all of us received the same firm but soft-toned speech. We didn’t think too much of it at the time.
That would change very soon…
Grandma finished the dishes and came out of the camper with a large brown paper bag and sat down between us, setting the bag on the ground. She then explained to all of us, in that same soft yet firm Grandma voice, that this camp was for the grown-ups, and that we must now go and find our own.
She opened up the bag and gave us the following:
A large cast iron skillet.
One large bag of corn-meal.
One large jar of honey.
One medium-sized book titled “How to Identify Edible Wild Foods of the Pacific Northwest”.
Grandpa then gave each of us a strong knife from his collection(to keep forever) and two .22 rifles to the two oldest (Angie and Mikah) and 200 cartridges. (we had all been previously trained in safe gun handling and proper use by our parents).
Grandma began to speak again, as we were trying to figure out if this was a joke or not. She said that we must take all our belongings and set up a separate camp at least 1 mile from the adult camp and we were not allowed to return until the following morning. There, we would be fed as much breakfast as we could possibly eat and as soon as our fork hit the table, we were to once again leave until the following morning. She informed us that providing lunch and dinner was no longer her responsibility, it was ours. Hunt it, fish it, gather it. If we went hungry, then we were doing something wrong. This would be the new procedure for our 2-week “vacation”, now and in the future, until we reached the age of 18 and could then stay in the adult camp, if we chose to do so.
By now we had realized that this was not a joke and started hiking up the mountain, carrying everything on our backs along a deer trail. We walked for what we guessed to be a mile and soon found a bunch of lodge-pole pines formed in the shape of a teepee. No animal skin covering, just the trees shaped into a large cone and tied with strong rope at the top. There was no evidence it was currently being used by any two-legged creatures, so we adopted it as our new home. We kinda suspected that Grandpa had made this for us to find, but we never felt the need to ask. After dumping all our gear inside, we took stock of our situation.
We then promptly wasted the rest of that entire day exploring and playing kick-the-can. We didn’t even start to gather firewood until after the sun had set and soon found that gathering wood in the dark- not the 7-11 parking lot at night kinda dark, but more like standing on the side of a mountain 30 miles from the nearest one-horse town kinda dark, was rather difficult. We were tired and we were hungry.
The following morning, our traditional eating contest started as soon as we hiked back to the adult camp and we had decided that maybe we should plan the day out better.
The first few days were pretty rough, we had no real strategy. But you know what? Hunger-pangs have a wonderful ability to focus the mind and feed the soul. It wasn’t too long that we started setting up our static fishing lines in the river right at sun-rise, before we even ate breakfast. Firewood was gathered in abundance and my magnesium/flint kit made short work of the dry kindling. We all had specific jobs, not unlike a very small group of social insects. The two oldest hunted, and brought us along to receive some pointers about to fine art of shooting small animals without wasting any meat. Word to the wise, if you shoot a red-breasted robin ANYWHERE but in the head, I hope you enjoy the taste of wet feathers because that is all you will recover. My brother was in charge of cooking. My job was to build and tend the fire, never letting it go out completely, even during the night. The youngest had the job of gathering and maintaining an ample supply of firewood.
As you can imagine, this story naturally spawned many others. Like the time Mikah went to Grandma one morning and said that he ran out of ammo 10 days into our 2-week adventure and politely asked for more. She refused him flatly. My Grandfather slipped him an extra box of 50 when she had her back turned and then made some hand gestures for which there was only one interpretation: “This is a one-time only deal boy, start working on your shot placement.” For those of you who have read my past comments for long enough, the Idaho hills is where I had that rather unfriendly encounter with a black bear at the age of 14. A lowly little .22 rifle saved my life that day. I didn’t have to shoot the bear, just make enough noise for him to re-think his position. Re-think it he did.
What effect did this experience have on me?
It built teamwork skills as well as self reliance. It instilled in me a moral and ethical code and level of self-esteem which no amount of “lying on the couch” could hope to offer. It taught me to never waste food. It taught to me that people can achieve great things when they band together for a common cause. It taught me a little about how our species survived. Humans don’t have sharp claws, or sharp teeth, or thick armored skin. We don’t fly, can’t swim very well, can’t climb very well, and can’t compete with many animals in a straight sprint. Our eyesight is decent, certainly not the best, and our hearing and sense of smell is quite laughable within the Animal Kingdom.
What are we left with?
A big ol’ noggin carrying a big ‘ol brain. We’re smart. We’re cunning. We’re problem solvers.
We are also sometimes lucky enough to have the opportunity to learn the wisdom of our elders. My Grandparents lost everything and survived. I will survive as well. My friends and family will survive. All that’s required is a sense of community and a little discipline.
And tradition ain’t bad either.
I have my Grandfather’s rifle, the one that saved my life, as well as one of his pistols. I have my Grandmother’s shotgun. More important than the chunks of wood and steel inherited from past generations, I inherited their attitude, their determination, their willingness to fight for what’s right. I can’t ever thank them enough for what they have given me. I can only pass down the wisdom to the next generation. Some people may say that guns are just tools, I disagree; my firearms are testaments to history and they tell one hell of a story.
Kaveman is not just a moniker, it’s who I am.
When we were cold, we built the fire.
When we were hungry, we hunted the game.
When we were thirsty, we fetched the water from the river.
When we got efficient enough to take a break from the tedious nature of our existence, we played kick-the-can.
New Boss, Old Boss, Same Old Routine..
Last month, when 600,000 Americans lost their jobs, the House and Senate allowed themselves a $4,700 cost-of-living raise, bringing their annual salaries to $174,000.But we won't do it next year. Promise.
as the stimulus bill inched forward, Democrats held a two-day issues conference at the Kingsmill Resort & Spa in Williamsburg, Va., a property owned by brewer Anheuser Bush-Inbev NV and whose spa is known for its hops and chamomile massage.But we were working. Honest.
members of the House of Representatives took a break earlier this month from bashing the Democrats' $800 billion stimulus bill and journeyed here to the Homestead Resort, an 18th-century mountain spa, where the diversions include golf, skiing, skeet shooting and falconry.But the taxpayers didn't pay for it, only lobbyists. Really.
Next up for Congress this month, once the stimulus debate is done: an overhaul of financial services regulation; help for homeowners -- and two Senate fund raisers in Florida. Senate Democrats will host their biggest campaign contributors at the Ritz-Carlton in Naples, with a Greg Norman-designed golf course and 51,000 square-foot spa. Republicans chose The Breakers in Palm Beach, a Renaissance-style landmark on 140 oceanfront acres, where the lowest-price room this time of year lists at $600, when available.
The "Change" is all going into their pockets.
Monday, February 16, 2009
We are the Facebook.
The Consumerist is reporting that Facebook has changed its TOS and now can use anything you post to it in perpetuity.
5 yr old + scissors =
Chicago Gun Case Amici
- Law Enforcement Amicus Brief
- Law Professors/Constitutional Accountability Center
- Seventh Circuit Legislators
- Institute for Justice
- Congress of Racial Equality Brief
I'm very pleased to see that my State Rep. signed onto this, unlike my Federal Senators (Durbin, Obama) on the DC case. I have contacted my State Sen. to ask him why his name is not on it.
Zero Intelligence Rescinded
Marie Morrow is heading back to class after the superintendent of the Cherry Creek School District decided that she has paid enough for bringing fake rifles to school.
"I'm just glad to be back in school and have this whole thing over with," said Morrow, a senior at Cherokee Trail High School in Aurora. "I expected to get the minimum sentence, which is what they did."
Some good news at least.
Rumor Mills
So I started talking to people about it. I narrowed it down to one guy who was talking about the stimulus bill passing and HR 45. Apparently the conversations got combined in a classic case of telephone.
As 45Superman remarked, "as if we don't have enough REAL problems--people have to invent stuff."
Update: Uncle pointed me towards a GOA release that may have been a original source.
No Campus Carry in PA
GREENSBURG, Pa. — A Seton Hill University student was fatally shot by police after a standoff at an off-campus apartment early Sunday, authorities said.
No matter that it was off campus or that alcohol was involved. All that will be focused on will be that fact that he was a student.
Support the SCCC.
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Why Blagojevich didn't testify..
SPRINGFIELD, Ill. – Sen. Roland Burris admitted in a document released Saturday that former Gov. Rod Blagojevich's brother asked him for campaign fundraising help before the governor appointed Burris to the Senate.
The disclosure is at odds with Burris' testimony in January when an Illinois House impeachment committee specifically asked if he had ever spoken to Robert Blagojevich or other aides to the now-deposed governor about the Senate seat vacated by Barack Obama.
State Rep. Jim Durkin, the impeachment committee's ranking Republican, told The Associated Press that he and House Republican Leader Tom Cross will ask Sunday for an outside investigation into whether Burris perjured himself.
Gotta love Illinois politics.
Friday, February 13, 2009
A new resident of the Trailer
This Kaveman decided that a lawnchair, a few beers, and a place on the couch were much better circumstances that what he previously had (satellite reception was terrible), so he gathered up his spear and extra furs and went to knock on the door of the Trailer.
When Thirdpower opened the door, Kaveman began to talk.
And the words were good.
Gargle, Spit, Repeat
Legislation in Illinois that would require Brady criminal background checks on all handgun buyers, HB 48, needs the support of your State Representative. Please urge your State Representative to cosponsor HB 48.The problem? There already is one. It's called the FOID card and the Brady's have been caught lying about that previously.
They continue their dishonesty thought:
A background check on all handgun buyers is an important way to ensure that prohibited people, like felons and the adjudicated mentally ill, don’t gain easy access to handguns. Currently, many unlicensed sales of handguns occur without a background check.You need a FOID to legally possess a firearm in IL. It is the requirement of the ISP to revoke the card when an individual becomes a 'prohibited person'.
So the Brady's continue their SOP of blatant dishonesty in order to push their agenda of reducing civilian firearm ownership as much as possible through legislation and lawsuits.
Paying Gig.
I thought he was younger.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Another Wolf in the Fold
1) slippery-slope to nukes
2) waiting periods
3) registration/licensing
4) 'Assault Weapon Bans'
5) Magazine bans
6) Opening up Trace Data
7) Universal checks through FFL dealers
You can hear their president, Mark Roberts, on the 'Rick Smith' show here, starting at about 27:35, where he endorses the Factcheck report. The usual buzzwords (reasonable, sensible), along with Red Herrings, Ad Hominems, False Dicotomies, etc. abound. A word of warning, keep any heavy objects away while listening.
They also openly advocate Joyce Foundation funded organizations as well as the AHSA.
Why is it that these "NRA Alternatives" always have more in common w/ the Brady Campaign or VPC than any other pro-gun group like the SAF, CCRKBA, etc. ?
Oh, right. Nevermind.
Another Commerce Sec. Out
No sh*t sherlock.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Socialized Medicine
LUCKNOW, India — At least 22 elderly people in northern India have lost vision in one or both of their eyes after undergoing free cataract surgery at a state-owned clinic, a government official said Wednesday.
Joey Courts
This is the kind of 'justice' one received following the Russian, Chinese, and Cuban revolutions. Politically indoctrinated youth punishing people for violating their ingrained manifestos.
Welcome to the America that Academia has been grooming for the last few generations.
David Codrea's Examiner column has the details.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
CCW in Illinois Poll
Seems the Anti's did a little mustering of their own. Final tally was 78% Yes 22% No .
Gotta Luv the InterWebs
Remember when they later deleted all former comments on said blog?
Well longtime poster and nemesis of Kelli, Zen21Tao, archived them. They're available here.*
*25Meg Zip file
Monday, February 9, 2009
Miracles can happen
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Guns in Restaurants PSH
You really think some underpaid Virginia waiter is gonna tell an armed smoker to snuff out his butt?Yes, unless they're some sort of scared panty-waist that thinks that someone following the law will start shooting up the joint if they're asked to, you know, follow the law. The kind of person that is afraid of pictures of guns.
-Mike Licht
That's just one of the mental manipulations the author needed to take to pursue his own little version of reality. This is another:
“Last time I looked the number of “righteous” (i.e., legally-defensible) civilian handgun shootings was stunning in its statistical insignificance.”
No, that would be justifiable “homicides”, not shootings. Does a firearm even need to be discharged to be used in self defense? Obviously not. His reply:
Check the FBI stats (my link went bad). Annual civilian legal gun homicides were ca. 160 out of 49,000 adult gun homicides when I last looked, though I saw a figure of 300 recently. do the math.So he switched his own wording and (most likely unintentionally) proved my point for me. Never mind the fact that he DOUBLED the number of total murders from its high over 15 years ago. Then 'Reasoned Discourse' kicked in since he was asked to actually defend his assertions and he shut down comments.
More at WallsoftheCity, Weerbeard, and RobertaX
Everything Old is New Again.
This isn't a new concept however. The Germans in WWII realized that patterns became less effective during seasonal changes so developed several versions of reversible uniform items.* These included smocks (a stopgap measure since it wasn't feasable to re-equip the entire military), helmet covers, softcaps, and shelter halves. One of the more common examples is the "Oak Variants" w/ Summer and Autumn sides:
There were other variations of this as well as Autumn/Winter reversible coats. Later, they developed a pattern called "44 Dot" that one could argue is a primitive "MultiCam" pattern as it was intended to account for seasonal changes. In fact, it does have some pattern similarities. Most notable small sized color combinations on lighter backgrounds:
Since these were patterns used by the SS, after the war, the newly created Bundeswehr and Nationale Volksarmee took different directions in their choices of uniforms.
*Note that this is just a very basic covering of some patterns available.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
O-Day +18: No Due Process for You
"If you're on that "No-Fly List", your access to your right to bear arms is cancelled, because you're not part of the American family, you don't deserve that right. There is no right for you, if you're on that terrorist list."
That's right. If you're put on a list that is so riddled w/ errors that even Senators and Air Marshals are being flagged by it, you're no longer an American. You no longer have rights.
And Obama supporters called Bush a Fascist.
Friday, February 6, 2009
BTW Miss Lawyer Lady
Now you have your little echo chamber. Hope you enjoy it as much as Robyn did.
Delusional Lawyers
"No wonder the NRA is getting its butt kicked in court and in the court of public opinion."
Which is why they just got a nice little sum from San Fran and most IL cities have dropped their handgun bans.
I find it funny that she denigrates the UMPC symbol and then goes on to quote verbatim one of the biggest advocates of false information about firearms available.
Her defense for her reasoned discourse is that it's her opinion but also claims that we're not dealing in facts even though we have linked evidence to support our case from numerous sources not involving the NRA.
But we're the shills.
Still no UN Resolutions
JERUSALEM — The U.N. agency for Palestinian refugees said Friday it has halted all aid shipments into the Gaza Strip due to interference by the ruling Hamas militant group.
Dozens of resolutions condemning Israel for starving those poor Palestinians. But there's silence from the body when the elected Palestinian Gov't does it to their own people.
Shock.
CA Tax Dollars at Work
Total Tab to City for Unsuccessful Defense of Illegal Gun Ban Approaches $800,000
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Oh Look, Another Chicago Democrat Blaming Gun Owners
Because this is in no way another method to try and make firearm ownership to expensive for the avg. person. Naw, couldn't be.
Armed and Safe has more on this Daleycrat moron.
Guns in School PSH
BEAVER DAM, Wis. — A Beaver Dam Middle School teacher is on administrative leave after school officials discovered a photo of her with a gun on Facebook.
Schools superintendent Donald Childs says a concerned staff member brought the photo to the district's attention.
Yep. Some pantywaist gets their knickers in a twist over another teacher having a gun and gets them suspended. Sad.
They're gonna hate me.
Update: The photo in question:

Sorry. That's maybe a "You might want to take that photo down because some panty-waists might get the wrong idea and cause problems". Not a suspension.
UPDATE2: David reports that the WI ACLU is on the case defending her.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
HorseSh*t
drug cartels are armed to the teeth with sophisticated weapons, many of which are smuggled over the border from the United States
Horseshit.
"straw man" buyers, who legally purchase weapons at gun shops and gun shows in the U.S
Horseshit.
Mexican authorities say 90 percent of smuggled weapons come from the United States.
Horseshit.
high-powered American weapons have enabled drug cartels to control whole territories
Horseshit.
" access to military grade weapons like the high powered Five-Seven semi-automatic pistols."
Horseshit.
This is where it's coming from:
"The 5.7 x 28, armor piercing (AP) rounds are not available for sale to the general public and are probably coming from the Mexican military,"
Last week Gen. Ángeles Dahuajare announced that more than 17,000 soldiers had deserted in 2008.
"The Mexican Army is becoming a revolving door for the enforcement arm of the drug cartels; they simply pay better," Stewart said.
But it's all the fault of those damn US gun shows again.
Illinois Police for Concealed Carry
The measure is opposed by the Joyce Foundation puppet Illinois Assoc. of Chiefs of Police. No surprise there.
Armed and Safe has more.
International Cluelessness
And this comes as a surprise to who exactly? Now they can continue to blame the "EBIL JEWWS!" for starving the poor Palestinian people who voted these scum into office. And where are the UN referendums condemning Hamas? Oh, right. Nevermind.
Hoses and floodlights: US seamen are getting more training in fending off pirate attacks
Yeah, I'm sure the pirates are impressed. Two words. Q-ships and Convoys.
U.S. to crack down on gun smuggling, Napolitano says
Because their efforts to crack down on drug smuggling have worked so well. Now, as Customs Agents are looking north for those RPG's, machineguns, and grenades that are so rampant at Texas Gun shows, the MS-13 coyotes can shoot them in the back as they come from the south.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Damn US Gun Shows.
Gunmen have attacked a police station in the Greek capital, Athens, causing some damage but no injuries.
"About 16 9mm shell casings, probably from an MP5 automatic weapon, were found and are being examined at the lab," he said. "The incident is being investigated by the counter-terrorism police."
Obviously the weapons came from unregulated US gun shows. This terror must be stopped.
Going strong in VA
State battles are just as important as the federal ones.
Pocket Battleship Guns & PSH
And more of our elected legislators think assault weapons include "shoulder things that go up". Mostly by either deliberately lying or in ignorance, they are spouting the usual "spray fire from the hip", 10 gazillion rounds per second nonsense on the floor.
I'm sure the Anti's are proud of how honest and informed their supporters are.
Monday, February 2, 2009
Unorganized Militia Gear
You wanted them, you've got them. Besides the classic Unorganized Militia Propaganda Corps Patches, Days of Our Trailers in association with SnarkyBytes bring you UMPC Stickers available in ALL THREE COLORS!!! We also have UMPC Lapel Pins in Subdued Green, the "Liberty Strikes Back" logo by Kent McManigal, the UM Infantry, Marksman, Sniper, and Signal Corps patches in Subdued Green.
To complement the UMPC gear, Days of Our Trailers also has Unorganized Militia INFANTRY, MARKSMAN, SNIPER, and SIGNAL CORPS patches in Subdued Green.
Patches and Pins are $5 ea. for one or two, $4 ea for three or more in any combination. For bulk orders of 10 items or more, E-mail for pricing. Stickers are $1 ea. . All prices include shipping and any applicable fees. Paypal, Check, or MO accepted. To purchase using PayPal use:
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O-Day+13: "Wording Details"
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama said Monday that "very modest differences" over a massive package to revive the economy should not delay its swift passage,Just like he supported an anti-gun bill that was so vague that it banned single-shot and Dbl Barrel Shotguns w/ the dismissal of it being "minor wording details".
If the 'very modest differences' in the stimulus bill contain the same level of "minor wording details" as the gun bills he wanted 'swift passage' of, the US economy will collapse w/i weeks.
Holder is confirmed.
Gregg is nominated for Commerce Secretary w/ an apparent deal to keep the seat (R).
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Of Patches and Socks
Patches and Socks.
The new UM Marksman and Infantry patches* sold as well as the traditional UMPC patches along w/ several dealers buying them in bulk for resale from their locations. The big surprise item in demand were socks. I had several bags of US Army socks that I bought in bulk a while back and they went fast and furious. Just goes to show you never can tell.
I also had the pleasure of meeting longtime reader and commenter Longhorn Jeff who came by specifically to see me and picked up a few items for himself. My FOID deficient friend along w/ one of my professors also made it a point to stop by.
*These will go on sale on this site along w/ a few surprise items this week.










