"This Block is Safe" BANG BANG BANG

NPR reporter witnesses a (likely) gang ambush using firearms illegal in Chicago while doing a report on Mayor Rahmbo's attempts to keep the citizens disarmed.



The 'victim' refused to cooperate w/ the police.

Does anything more really need to be said?  

NRA is Da' Debbil!!!

and I'm not exaggerating.

Such is the downright satanic power of the gun cult in this country

I was laughing so hard at this I  barely made it through the rest.

killing machines
Second Amendment cultists

But then the real detachment from anything resembling reality:

Nothing released about Rodger so far shows clear evidence of mental illness

Huh?  What?  Except for the admission he'd been seeing therapists for years?  The videos he posted talking about suicide and violence?   

THEN he goes on about how the police didn't do their job but doesn't mention that six officers were sent nor that they didn't bother checking the purchase/registration database.  

But remember, it's all the fault of the ebil NRA not allowing 'sensible' gun laws, of which CA had all the ones demanded by him and his ilk. This is the performance of an 'authorized journalist'. Confused, misinformed, and biased. 

I Wants It

Panzer IV captured by the Israeli's during the 6 Day war. 



It'll go on sale on by birthday for about $2M along w/ dozens of other tanks so I expect you all to buy a LOT of patches.

Who?

Some 'D' list persona threatens to break into people's homes and take their guns w/ a camera crew in tow and that getting killed will 'prove his point' that gun owners are dangerous. 

Yeah.  OK then.

Translation: Pay attention to me!!! I need work!!!  I will be 'edgy' for more attention!!!

Assault-Kia's Take To The Road

SJGames releases instructions for arming up your Kia's and Prius's.



Huh?  What?  That's not what this is? 

Oh sorry. It's a mini version of the classic game. Perhaps prepping for a relaunch via KS?

Even better.  My hippy-mobile wouldn't be able to carry enough ammo or armor for a prolonged run.

Sen. Feinstein: Rights Are A Special Privilege

Watch this video from the hearings last year on Freedom of the Press and be afraid of your legislators:


 This is no 'right wing conspiracy'. These are her own words stating that the Bill of Rights only applies to gov't vetted and 'bonified' individuals. They will 'compromise' you down just like in Animal Farm.

Some People Just Won't Learn

Now they're effectively asking Chili's and Sonic to restrict firearms on premises. 

Now assuming these individuals are actually associated w/ OCT, they are officially the biggest dumbasses in the nation.  This BS strategy has already driven three chains to change their policies, and not in our favor, but you can hear in the video that the 'general public' are tired of it as well.

Sexist Frat Movies....Yeah, That's The Problem....

In probably the stupidest op-ed on the rich narcissist shooting at UCSB, one 'critic' blames..... wait for it...

Frat movies.

Yes.  Frat movies staring guys like Seth Rogan drove the @ss to kill 6 people.
Indeed, as important as it is to understand Rodger’s actions within the context of the mental illness he clearly suffered, it’s just as clear that his delusions were inflated, if not created, by the entertainment industry he grew up in.
How many students watch outsized frat-boy fantasies like “Neighbors” and feel, as Rodger did, unjustly shut out of college life that should be full of “sex and fun and pleasure”? How many men, raised on a steady diet of Judd Apatow comedies in which the shlubby arrested adolescent always gets the girl, find that those happy endings constantly elude them and conclude, “It’s not fair”?

In short, racist, sexist white guys caused this by putting out crappy T&A flicks. 

Rogan responded:

There was a piece a bit back about someone complaining that the TV show 'Friends' gave an unrealistic view of life.  If this piece of fishwrap is true, the the current generation cannot differentiate between reality and television.  We are doomed as a nation. 

Or

This is just a small subset of losers that believe they are entitled to lots of money, big apartments/houses, and trophy spouses w/o having to work for it.  We might have a chance

And Meanwhile.... In Chicago....

Since the rich turd stabbed and shot people in the gun control utopia of California after being investigated by police and determined not to be a threat....

Not a single person was hurt in the Windy City after Rahmbo launches anti-violence effort.

Oh, wait.  Over 4 dozen were, almost all 'gang related' and done by people w/o FOID cards, background checks, or CCL licenses. 

Memorial Day

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
      Between the crosses, row on row,
   That mark our place; and in the sky
   The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
   Loved and were loved, and now we lie
         In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
   The torch; be yours to hold it high.
   If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
         In Flanders fields.