So how will it go?
There will only be one couple on the ballot for Prom King and Queen. Immediately after inauguration, they are executed along w/ their entire family.
20% of the kids show up in Trabants. The rest have to walk.
The 'Cool' kids wear Ushankas and great-coats. Everyone else wears grey or green fatigues.
There is no food or punch but LOTS of Vodka.
Music is all marches and is only played for 1 hour because that's when the electricity is shut off.
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