Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Anti-gunner obsessions

Not only w/ firearms (ironic since they call us "gunnuts") but w/ genitalia. Seriously. How many debates/arguments have you been in that the PuSH'ers greatest Coup de grĂ¢ce is "Well you have a small pee pee"?

4 comments:

DJMooreTX said...

My standard reply to the charge of "compensating" begins: "Please allow me, sir, to express my deep admiration of the appendage you are evidently able to deploy for self-defense. You must be very proud. I am certain every lady you know feels safer in your presence than with nearly any other man." There's more.

Weer'd Beard said...

...Because god knows how impressed my wife is by my latest gun I bring home....

The Duck said...

Gee I get more than a 4 inch barrel if I compensating for lack of something else

West, By God said...

Also funny that my wife makes fun of my love of eensy-weensy mouseguns. "You brought home a .32? Dangit Greg, when are you gonna go buy a real man's gun like a .45?"