Saturday, April 12, 2008

This kid is just screwed...

Parents Argue Over Which Gang 4-Year-Old Son Should Join

Friday, April 11, 2008

A couple can't agree on which gang their 4-year-old toddler should join.

A fight about the decision led to a public disturbance with the father's arrest. Joseph Manzanares went to the video store where his girlfriend worked, threatened to kill her and knocked over several video displays, police told KMGH Denver.

Police arrested Manzanares at his home, Commerce City police Sgt. Joe Sandoval told KMGH Denver.

The girlfriend told authorities they were fighting over which gang their son should join. The girlfriend, who is black, is a member of the Crips while Manzanares, who is Hispanic, belongs to the Westside Ballers.

"They have different ideas on how the baby should be raised," Sandoval said. "Basically, she said they cannot agree on which gang the baby would 'claim.'"

Just a modern West Side Story. I'm sure this kid will have a long prosperous life.


Anonymous said...

At 4 years old, this toddler should be well out of diapers by now but maybe he could still join the East Side Pants Shitters. I hear they'll take anybody.

Their favorite slogan of intimidation is "Back off bottle feeder or I'll uncap my ass and put the stink on ya!"

Or maybe he could join the 18th Street Tele-tubbies?

Ramblin' Hot Rodders Big Wheel gang?

The Captain Bangaroos?

Ya I'm bored, deal with it.

Thirdpower said...

Obviously. :) At least I know at least one person is reading.