Monday, October 26, 2009

Chicago Crime Numbers

We can trust them. Right?
October 21, 2009 (CHICAGO) (WLS) -- A Chicago pastor was found in his Southwest Side home, stabbed more than twenty times and it was ruled a suicide.


Bob S. said...

Hey they are almost as bad as England.

Of course it doesn't count as a homicide...everyone knows if it doesn't happen because of a firearm it isn't a crime.

kaveman said...

That just ain't right.

Polish guy stabs himself in the guts in a rectory bathroom.

There's gotta be a good joke in there somewhere.

Weer'd Beard said...

Could have been worse, he could have fallen down the stairs onto some bullets!

Anonymous said...

SSuuurrre it's suicide. Uhm-hum. . . ONLY twenty times? When EVERYONE knows that if it was MURDER, the perps would have stabbed the poor man more then that.

The joke is the Chi-town polozi. But I'm not laughing.

B Woodman

Crotalus said...

Simply. Not. Believable.

Anonymous said...

The history channel had a show on the Charlie Manson
murders today (Helter Skelter). The odd thing that was mentioned was how many tomes some of the victims were stabbed when murdered. I just can't imagine a suicide taking that many cuts to be called self imposed.

Chas said...

Markie Marxist sez: "Actually, it wasn't a suicide; he accidentally fell on that knife twenty times. You see, Chicago is a very, very safe city because of our total handgun ban there. People almost never get hurt there, and when they do, it’s an accident."

Kurt '45superman' Hofmann said...

Another Chicago "suicide"--no word on how many times he shot himself in the head.