Urban Change

Now that Obama is going to be president, he's traditionally obligated to pay back all the folks that funded and stumped for him. The problem is is that he said he wasn't going to play politics as usual. So what will he do? Establish a new office for "Urban Policy" so he can justify directing lots of tax dollars to Chicago and other Obama strongholds:

# Create a White House Office on Urban Policy: Obama and Biden will create a White House Office of Urban Policy to develop a strategy for metropolitan America and to ensure that all federal dollars targeted to urban areas are effectively spent on the highest-impact programs. The Director of Urban Policy will report directly to the president and coordinate all federal urban programs.

His plans to ban semi-autos and other scary looking guns is well established so I won't even bother restating it right now.