The Gov't Will Keep Us Safe

We need to close the 'Gov't Employee forgetting to put the monitoring bracelet on the dangerous parolee' loophole.

An ex-convict accused of killing a man shortly after getting out of prison under Illinois' revamped early-release program hadn't been fitted with an electronic ankle monitor, as he should have been, according to interviews and documents reviewed by The Associated Press.

Or maybe the 'Moron Governor letting dangerous criminals out of prison' loophole. 

For the children.