Role-Playing Games make your kids Satanists. (Remember Tom Hanks in "Mazes and Monsters"?)
Day Care Centers are run by child molesters.
Halloween Candy is poisoned.
Dozens of Katrina level hurricanes to come.
All AK-47 all the time.
All recession all the time.
And the latest:
Scientists: Even Bigger Quake Could Hit Midwest
And the PuSH'ers say gun owners are the danger to society.