So, bottle of Pepto in hand, I prepare myself to perform my civic duty.
Vote for the Evil Party and maintain the status quo of collapsing economy and a constant attack on my rights and freedoms.
The Stupid Party and see how they can screw it up differently.
The Fifth Column party, this year being funded by the Evil Party to pull votes away from the Stupids.
Or a write in in which I might as well stay home.
I wonder how many times my dead grandma and kitty are going to visit the polls in Chicago?