Wayne Lapierre Burns Down St. Sabina Church

No, not really, but the mental midget that is Father 'Snuffy' Phleger probably has visions of NRA members sneaking into Chicago to light fires on his church's door.

This is the same person that has protested the NRA at non-NRA events, has threatened the lives of licensed firearm dealers and progun legislators, thinks water-pistols lead to a life of crime, and wants to close down stores that 'allow' gang bangers to shop there. As if the stores really have any choice in the matter. Needless to say he's not entirely with it upstairs.