Wednesday, July 6, 2011

More TSA Abuses on the Horizon

Some unnamed Gov't source is telling airlines terrorists 'might' start implanting bombs surgically.

"people traveling to the U.S. from overseas may experience additional screening at airports."

Soon to be expanded to domestic flights as well I'm sure. Especially for young, pretty women.

But don't worry about it. Just go back to your episode of 'American Idol'.

Unorganized Militia GearUnorganized Militia Gear
Follow TrailerDays on Twitter
Unorganized Militia Gear


Cemetery's Gun Blob said...

How soon till we hear brady bots supporting TSA checkpoints on the highways and local roads as a way to prevent gun running?

Think of the children

kaveman said...

I bought some "Lady Fingers" fireworks for the 4th; one of the few legal in Oregon. I just can't imagine hiding one of those inside my tiny child-like weiner.

Guess I'll just have to drive to Washington and buy some M-80's to implant into my man-boobs.

I'm so pathetic I should just kill myself.

Hey, that's perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next headline we'll see?

TSA hires porn starlets to perform cavity searches.

Care to bet?

tkdkerry said...

So this means they'll want to re-open my hernia incision for a little exploratory squishy-feely? And why is it I can find that notion halfway believable?

Robert Fowler said...

"But don't worry about it. Just go back to your episode of 'American Idol'."

That pretty well sums up the sheep. Do whatever you want, just don't mess with my American Idol. How pathetic. Our rights are being trampled every day and the people just allow it to happen.

I need a private island so I can start my own country.

Chas said...

Markie Marxist sez: "Our TSA operation has had a wonderfully devastating effect on what was formerly the pleasure of flying on private capitalist airlines, hasn't it? Kind of makes nationalizing the airlines seem like not such a bad idea, doesn't it? We Marxists are so subversive like that, aren't we? Ha! Ha! We never let a crisis go to waste!"