"Further, a checked gun can be remotely fired using a cell phone. "
Yep. Then throw in some 'Explosive Decompression" and you've got the next Die Hard film plot. Better than snakes I suppose.
I actually looking forward to these 'fact' sheets. Not just for Onion-esque factor each one gives but that we can now associate the silliness to all of their 'board members' even though I'm sure few if any of them have had anything to do w/ the 'group' since the complete and absolute failure of their 'Starbucks Boycott' campaign.
I also kind of feel sorry for Elliot. My kids used to watch a British animated show called 'Mouse House' which started off w/ the 'Grandmother' relating the story of the mice in the wall. I always made the joke "Granma's talking to the mice again". Elliot's not far from that.