Tuesday, July 3, 2012

DEAD CHILDREN!!!!

It's all YOUR fault you stupid, knuckle-dragging neanderthals. If it wasn't for you, we could pass all the gun control laws we want and then unicorns would walk the streets filling the skies w/ rainbow farts and covering the sidewalks w/ gum drop droppings.

But instead you come into our city and 'mock' us as we continue to blame you for all the crime in our city so we're going to beat you over the head w/ all the DEAD CHILDREN due in NO part to the gangs that wouldn't be causing any crime if it wasn't for YOUR guns.

This editorial brought to you by the Chicago Sun Times. Donations of knee pads and lip balm are welcome.




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4 comments:

chiefjaybob said...

!!YOU'RE DRIVING AWAY CARING AND THOUGHTFUL PEOPLE!!!!!!

Joan Peterson, please pick up line one. Joan, line one.

kaveman said...

So now gang-bangers are called "goofs with guns"???

No wonder they're losing.

Rustmeister said...

I'm loving the comments there. =)

Theredneckengineer said...

So, the people who committed crimes there in Chicago at that same time didn't turn their guns in to the "buy back".
Some other people brought in guns to the buyback, and killed no one, but the murders were somehow indirectly their fault.

Makes perfect sense.