It's all YOUR fault you stupid, knuckle-dragging neanderthals. If it wasn't for you, we could pass all the gun control laws we want and then unicorns would walk the streets filling the skies w/ rainbow farts and covering the sidewalks w/ gum drop droppings.
But instead you come into our city and 'mock' us as we continue to blame you for all the crime in our city so we're going to beat you over the head w/ all the DEAD CHILDREN due in NO part to the gangs that wouldn't be causing any crime if it wasn't for YOUR guns.
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