Seriously guys? There was nothing more pressing last year in the IL Legislature than to ban 'Novelty Lighters'?
And being that it's apparent nobody knows about it, how many accidents have their been in the last year w/ them still on sale? How much time was wasted on this nonsense? How much of our tax money went towards it? To much, whatever it was.
Oh right, it was 'for the children'. Silly me.
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Oh, sure--make excuses. We all know you're only the slightest provocation awy from a "drive-by arson" ;-).
Illinois sucks! I look forward to leaving soon. Unfortunately, I have little hope for anywhere else in this country. The USA is rapidly devolving into a police state. It is very depressing.
Markie Marxist sez: "Being a Red, I'm particularly sensitive to the color red. There's a particular shade of red toenail polish that I find offensive, so I'm trying to get it banned. Illinois is the only place that I've been able to find a sympathetic ear! They'll ban anything there! However, even Mayor Bloomberg wasn't interested in banning red toenail polish. I was shocked! I mean, he's banned guns because of their color! So, why not a bunch of other stuff too? He's banned salt, trans fats, guns, Walmart, and lots of other stuff. Needless to say, I was very disappointed in him. And he's supposed to be such an oppressive totalitarian!"
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