Tuesday, May 5, 2009

You're Extremist, I'm Extremist, We're all Extremist Here..

We're in baby!!! I am officially a domestic extremist under multiple Gov't definitions.

(U) alternative media (U//FOUO) A term used to describe various information
sources that provide a forum for interpretations of events and
issues that differ radically from those presented in mass
media products and outlets.

(U) militia movement (U//FOUO) A rightwing extremist movement composed of groups or individuals who adhere to an antigovernment
ideology often incorporating various conspiracy theories.
Members oppose most federal and state laws, regulations, and
authority (particularly firearms laws and regulations) and
often conduct paramilitary training designed to resist
perceived government interference in their activities or to
overthrow the U.S. Government through the use of violence.
(also: citizens militia, unorganized militia)

(U) patriot movement (U//FOUO) A term used by rightwing extremists to link their beliefs to those commonly associated with the American
Revolution. The patriot movement primarily comprises
violent antigovernment groups such as militias and sovereign
citizens.
(also: Christian patriots, patriot group, Constitutionalists, Constitutionalist


So I'm a "Domestic Terrorist" in Missouri, and a "Rightwing/Domestic Extremist" according to various Federal reports.

And they always seem to come from 'rogue' departments w/o 'official approval' when they are leaked.

Armed and Safe notes that the .gov is preparing for this eventuality.

7 comments:

Linoge said...

Well, at least the government is making is position clear.

kaveman said...

I am so going to call my parents tonight and tell them the good news.

They'll be so proud of me.

Hypnagogue said...

What I find particularly savory is that "unorganized militia" has an actual legal definition, and in many (most?) states that definition is all able bodied men aged 18 to 45.

I can't help but giggle at the stupidity on display by our betters in the Obama administration -- Idiocracy 2: Yes We Can.

drjim said...

I feel that I've never been in such good company!

Molon Labe said...

Wow. According to those criteria, it appears that I am a right wing extremist simply because of my utter disdain for American Idol.

Seriously, anyone who determined that the MSM is an accurate gauge for determining who is an extremist should be clubbed to death.

Oops, there I go again!!!

Gordon R. Durand said...

Hypnagogue -- 18 to 45? I thought it was 16 to 60! What are you trying to do, drum me out?

The Freeholder said...

You know, I think ti would be just funny as all get out if we...

formed a union.

Their heads would explode.