Misplaced Priorities

What do you do when you're a politician representing a crime-ridden district? Why, harass successful businesses that hire felons in order to try and improve their neighborhood of course. At least that's the way it's done in good 'ol Chi-town.

A Chicago alderman says he doesn't mind that a businessman plans to open a hot dog stand in his ward and hire former convicts to work there, but he does object to the stand's crime-linked theme.

Fioretti also objected to several slogans, including: "Food so good, it's criminal," and "Home of the misdemeanor wiener."

I'm sure forcing a name change will have a dramatic effect on crime.

Dumb@ss.