Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Sect leader hospitalized

LAS VEGAS - Polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs was taken from jail in Arizona to a Las Vegas hospital for what the sheriff described as a serious medical problem.

Severe Sperm Retention Headache or a nasty case of Blue Balls?

4 comments:

Grumpyunk said...

Hey, that "Severe Sperm Retention Headache" is serious stuff.

Sorta like the male version of Fibrmyalgia.

Maybe I can get a check and government cheese if I put in a claim.

Anonymous said...

Careful grumpy, I hear that government cheese is "made" by prisoners.

Why do you think they give it away? Might it be that if it were sold in stores they would have to list the ingredients?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if his problem is not so much his retention but the lack of retention of his cell mates.

Anonymous said...

Blue balls it is then. He might be the catcher in jail so he'll be getting a lot of headaches.