US military to ban 'Assault Weapons' to limit 'gun deaths' on the battlefield. *
COL B. S. Talker from the Office of the Joint Chiefs told reporters,
“there is no reason why our military needs weapons capable of firing 900
rounds per minute when our foes are stuck using archaic relics from the
Cold War era.”...
..Talker elaborated, “essentially, continuing to improve military weapons
only serves to escalate the level of violence in warfare. Since the
advent of firearms there has been a tremendous growth in the amount of
deaths on the battlefield. While we don’t hope to get rid of all
firearms, it is our hope that limiting the amount of damage potential we
can decrease the amount of deaths from firearms experienced during
conflict.”
*satire for the humor impaired
3 comments:
I was expecting it to be from Duffleblog.
so, when do they start re-issuing Garands, and where do I sign up?
Start dusting off the muskets...
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