Until I read this:
"They gave him the full pat-down. None of the agents seemed to know who he was.”You know those idiots in High School that skated by, screwing around in History (pretty much every class for that matter) and spent more effort trying to piss of the teacher and getting out of work than doing any studying?
They are now your friendly, neighborhood TSA agents and the ones in charge of the nation's security. Glorified mall cops w/ god complexes.
Disband the TSA NOW!!