Killing 2 birds while stoned in a Bush's Fault...or something.

We’ve tried to show them that we aren’t what they make us out to be.

How about we try becoming what they make us out to be and rub their noses in it while spanking their ass with a rolled up newspaper?

They call us insurrectionists, extremists and even domestic terrorists.

Well, okie-dokie then, let’s embrace that…just for fun.

I propose we start proclaiming our desire to engage in violent resistance against “known or suspected tyrants” which we have named on our very own special super-secret…list.

I call it the Tyrant Watch List.

History shows us time and time again that Tyrants always try to disarm their opponents before committing their most evil deeds. We must prevent this BEFORE it happens. Anyone who pushes for gun-control is a potential Tyrant in my eyes. I do not see any distinction whatsoever between KNOWN or SUSPECTED tyrants; they are one and the same to me.

Join us and our “Trailer Alliance to Prevent Slaughter.”

I call it………Double-Wide T.A.P.S.

Help spread the word…uh…and send us cash.

We’ll be holding a news conference in an empty room soon to tell you more.