SSuuurrre it's suicide. Uhm-hum. . . ONLY twenty times? When EVERYONE knows that if it was MURDER, the perps would have stabbed the poor man more then that.
Kaveman, The joke is the Chi-town polozi. But I'm not laughing.
The history channel had a show on the Charlie Manson murders today (Helter Skelter). The odd thing that was mentioned was how many tomes some of the victims were stabbed when murdered. I just can't imagine a suicide taking that many cuts to be called self imposed.
Markie Marxist sez: "Actually, it wasn't a suicide; he accidentally fell on that knife twenty times. You see, Chicago is a very, very safe city because of our total handgun ban there. People almost never get hurt there, and when they do, it’s an accident."
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Hey they are almost as bad as England.
Of course it doesn't count as a homicide...everyone knows if it doesn't happen because of a firearm it isn't a crime.
That just ain't right.
Polish guy stabs himself in the guts in a rectory bathroom.
There's gotta be a good joke in there somewhere.
Could have been worse, he could have fallen down the stairs onto some bullets!
SSuuurrre it's suicide. Uhm-hum. . . ONLY twenty times? When EVERYONE knows that if it was MURDER, the perps would have stabbed the poor man more then that.
Kaveman,
The joke is the Chi-town polozi. But I'm not laughing.
B Woodman
III-per
Simply. Not. Believable.
The history channel had a show on the Charlie Manson
murders today (Helter Skelter). The odd thing that was mentioned was how many tomes some of the victims were stabbed when murdered. I just can't imagine a suicide taking that many cuts to be called self imposed.
Markie Marxist sez: "Actually, it wasn't a suicide; he accidentally fell on that knife twenty times. You see, Chicago is a very, very safe city because of our total handgun ban there. People almost never get hurt there, and when they do, it’s an accident."
Another Chicago "suicide"--no word on how many times he shot himself in the head.
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