Not only w/ firearms (ironic since they call us "gunnuts") but w/ genitalia. Seriously. How many debates/arguments have you been in that the PuSH'ers greatest Coup de grâce is "Well you have a small pee pee"?
My standard reply to the charge of "compensating" begins: "Please allow me, sir, to express my deep admiration of the appendage you are evidently able to deploy for self-defense. You must be very proud. I am certain every lady you know feels safer in your presence than with nearly any other man." There's more.
Also funny that my wife makes fun of my love of eensy-weensy mouseguns. "You brought home a .32? Dangit Greg, when are you gonna go buy a real man's gun like a .45?"
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My standard reply to the charge of "compensating" begins: "Please allow me, sir, to express my deep admiration of the appendage you are evidently able to deploy for self-defense. You must be very proud. I am certain every lady you know feels safer in your presence than with nearly any other man." There's more.
...Because god knows how impressed my wife is by my latest gun I bring home....
Gee I get more than a 4 inch barrel if I compensating for lack of something else
Also funny that my wife makes fun of my love of eensy-weensy mouseguns. "You brought home a .32? Dangit Greg, when are you gonna go buy a real man's gun like a .45?"
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