Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Becoming British

I'm not talking about classic British who used to rule about half the world, I'm talking modern British. This headline:
An Englishman who allegedly called his German next-door neighbour a 'Schweinhund' is being tried for racial harassment. 
 Now this is a German. A nationality that used to invade neighboring countries as a national passtime
.  Instead of responding by calling him a Limey-bastard and bombing his house w/ a Stuka, she breaks down into tears and calls the police. I think this is why:
who has lived in Britain for 20 years
Western Civilization is doomed.


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5 comments:

HerrBGone said...

"Western Civilization is doomed."

Sadly it sure does look that way.

DirtCrashr said...

"German" is a race??? Certainly not the Master Race as they once so hoped...

Chase said...

"Schweinhund" just means "pig-dog." And as far as I know, it is about as offensive to a German-speaker as "pig-dog" was to King Arthur when the French called him that in Monty Python & the Holy Grail.
Of course, tone of voice and facial expression can make just about anything insulting.

Cargosquid said...

Um....isn't the "English race" a mixture of German, Celt, and Viking, with a dash of Roman? Angles? Saxons?

These bureaucrats are stupid.

Billll said...

The proper response would be to launch a modern V-2 (from the local fireworks stand) in the nearside window and out the far side one.