Thursday, December 6, 2007

Paul and Gonzo have been talking

Paul decides to walk in the blood of the Omaha victims and use it to make a list of shootings.

Of course he plays the usual Brady sleight of hand by not stating that nearly every single one was in a Brady endorsed "Gun Free Zone". Two of them listed are in Chicago, where handguns are banned.

17 comments:

West, By God said...

...or that almost every crime on that list was committed with a firearm that was never banned.

Anonymous said...

Talk about the Assault Weapons Ban a little, dude. Talk about how the Republicans didn't renew it. Talk a little about that, how about it?

Thirdpower said...

And what would you like me to say? That none of the firearms listed by the media at various times would have fallen under it? That it had no effect on crime?

Things like that, 'dude'?

Anonymous said...

Why don't you say a few things about why having an SKS is so important to people like you? You know, wimply skinny white guys with low self-esteem.

Was the Omaha killer a member of your family, by any chance? You guys look alike.

Anonymous said...

When are you planning your mall rampage, Irving?

45superman said...

Hey, Mr. Bravely Anonymous Commenter, perhaps you would like to share with us why it's so important to you that peaceable, freedom-loving citizens not have an SKS.

Perhaps you could explain how the expiration of the so called "ban" (which wasn't a ban) on so-called "assault weapons," which had nothing to do with SKS rifles contributed to this punk's atrocity.

Perhaps you could come up with a real argument, rather than infantile personal attacks.

But I seriously doubt it.

Anonymous said...

Bravely Anonymous...like the owner of this shitty blog. Go fuck yourself.

45superman said...

Go fuck yourself.

That, I suppose, is the real argument I asked for. Superbly done, sir--I am left in awe at your amazing intellect, and trembling in terror at the idea of trying to match wits with you.

However, isn't it past your bedtime?

Anonymous said...

Wits!!! HA HA HA!! INTELLECT! HO HO! Oh, I can tell you're a high-ranking intellectual by your name and your photo. HA HA! Like I would waste a moment trying to speak English with a barbarian like you!

HEE HEE!

HO HO HO! That's rich. OH HO HO HO!

On second thought, don't go fuck yourself. Go fuck Turd Power's turdpower. He'll like it a LOT.

Anonymous said...

Do you guys ever stick your rifles up each other's butts? Just asking.

45superman said...

Hey--sorry if I hurt your tender feelings with my jabs about your debating skills--if I were trying to defend a position that had no basis whatsoever in facts or logic, I'd avoid discussing the actual issues, too.

I probably wouldn't go on and on obsessively about gay sex, but hell--whatever you're into--I'm an open-minded guy, and don't have any issues with the sexual practices of consenting adults (or you).

Still, if you're not going to talk about gun rights/gun laws, I guess we don't have much to talk about--your sexual fantasies are really none of my business.

By the way, I don't think I've ever been called a "barbarian" before--I kind of like it. Makes me want to go pillage some far-flung outpost of the Roman Empire, or something.

G'night, Einstein.

Anonymous said...

The question was: what kind of rifles do you like to stick up your butt, Tex?

Or do you prefer handguns?

And who are you seeing naked in your mind's eye when you ram it up there: John Wayne or Wayne LaPierre?

Anonymous said...

I bet you molest little boys, don't you, 45?

45superman said...

Sorry, Bravely Anonymous--you aren't my type.

Besides, I can't imagine any reason I'd be going to Lewisburg.

Thirdpower said...

Hi "anonymous". Thanks for posting. Your comments are appreciated.

Anonymous said...

I know, Skirt...I mean, Kurt, you prefer the hotness of dweeby Daily Show guy. The two of you must get some steamy rifle action going on out there in the Illinois woods, eh? Who's the top, though? You both seem too effeminate for that.

Anonymous said...

With the two of you running around, the Illinois shopping malls had better be on holiday lockdown. No telling when you'll crack and go looking for vengeance against the world for treating you like the total losers you are.