Implanted chips in Assault Weapons result in more hate crimes..

The AWB must be renewed.

Tongue in cheek but I'll bet someone (like the VPC or Gonzo) make the connection and blame guns.

Hate crimes rose 8 percent in 2006

WASHINGTON - Hate crime incidents in the United States rose last year by nearly 8 percent, the FBI reported Monday, as racial prejudice continued to account for more than half the reported instances. Police across the nation reported 7,722 criminal incidents in 2006 targeting victims or property as a result of bias against a particular race, religion, sexual orientation, ethnic or national origin or physical or mental disability. That was up 7.8 percent from the 7,163 incidents reported in 2005.