Chicago: Honor Students and Good Boys Riot

At they Hyatt-Regency in Ohare, dozens of CCW holders met, discussed, and argued yet not a single shot was fired. 

Around the rest of the city, however, Chicago Public Schools' honor students went on a killing rampage. 

Weekend: 8 killed (5 shot, 3 stabbed), 44 wounded

We all know what Rahmbo and Streetlight McCarthy will blame though.