Well, I'm bored.
Paul Helmke = make up hell
Peter hamm = harem temp
Doug Pennington = 1. Opting no gun end
2. Neon tip gun dong
3. I not pen-gun dong
Josh Sugarmann = 1. jug horn ass man
2. ass horn gun jam
Dennis Henigan = 1. hanged ninnies
2. insane ding hen
3. he's in an ending
Brady Campaign = 1. Baa Cramp Dying
2. racy pig badman
3. A Canard By Gimp
4. i'd ban gay cramp
Violence Policy
Center = 1. one live eccentric ploy
2. Evil En Loopy eccentric
3. colonic receive plenty
4. yep, evil colonic center
And the winner is...
gun control = colon grunt
Interesting enough...
second amendment = 1. mad men consented
2. most men end dance
3. canned demons met
4. Ascend End Moment
5. tense end command
6. Mad Conmen Nested
I laughed so hard I scared the dog.
ReplyDeleteThe nearly deaf dog. Granted, she's a Cocker Spaniel, and not the bravest of dogs--but still, she's basically immune to fear of noises, because she almost never hears them.
She heard me laughing at "ass horn gun jam," though.
Mad Men Consented -- love that one.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning chuckle.
Great post (the simplest ones are the best, aren't they?)
ReplyDelete"ass horn gun jam" was a fave, as was
"insane ding hen" I think the local Thai place sells this, it's yummy!