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Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Darwin Award Nominee

A 15-year-old Brooklyn boy shot himself in the penis Sunday after fumbling with a gun that had slid from his waistband, authorities said yesterday.

Obviously NY needs to strengthen its gun laws.

3 comments:

  1. Maybe it's time to coin a term for this. We can call it pulling a Plaxico.

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  2. Musta been a real dweeb... wearing his pants high enough to hit >that<. I thought they all wore their pants around their knees or something to be cool?

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  3. Naw, he was just field testing a new cartridge, the 9MM Viagra.

    The only problem so far is that you might need to shoot him again in four hours....

    :)

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