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Monday, October 26, 2009

Chicago Crime Numbers

We can trust them. Right?
October 21, 2009 (CHICAGO) (WLS) -- A Chicago pastor was found in his Southwest Side home, stabbed more than twenty times and it was ruled a suicide.
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8 comments:

  1. Bob S.October 26, 2009 at 8:23 PM

    Hey they are almost as bad as England.

    Of course it doesn't count as a homicide...everyone knows if it doesn't happen because of a firearm it isn't a crime.

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  2. kavemanOctober 26, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    That just ain't right.

    Polish guy stabs himself in the guts in a rectory bathroom.

    There's gotta be a good joke in there somewhere.

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  3. Weer'd BeardOctober 27, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    Could have been worse, he could have fallen down the stairs onto some bullets!

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  4. AnonymousOctober 27, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    SSuuurrre it's suicide. Uhm-hum. . . ONLY twenty times? When EVERYONE knows that if it was MURDER, the perps would have stabbed the poor man more then that.

    Kaveman,
    The joke is the Chi-town polozi. But I'm not laughing.

    B Woodman
    III-per

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  5. CrotalusOctober 28, 2009 at 10:38 AM

    Simply. Not. Believable.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 28, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    The history channel had a show on the Charlie Manson
    murders today (Helter Skelter). The odd thing that was mentioned was how many tomes some of the victims were stabbed when murdered. I just can't imagine a suicide taking that many cuts to be called self imposed.

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  7. ChasOctober 28, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    Markie Marxist sez: "Actually, it wasn't a suicide; he accidentally fell on that knife twenty times. You see, Chicago is a very, very safe city because of our total handgun ban there. People almost never get hurt there, and when they do, it’s an accident."

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  8. Kurt '45superman' HofmannNovember 16, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    Another Chicago "suicide"--no word on how many times he shot himself in the head.

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