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Sunday, August 16, 2009

How New York City reduces crime...

By fining kids selling lemonade.
Three sourpuss Parks Department agents put the squeeze on a 10-year-old girl in Riverside Park yesterday, slapping the tyke with a $50 ticket for hawking lemonade without a permit.

The parks commissioner gets points for having enough sense to overturn the idiocy of his officers.

3 comments:

  1. I would sue for racial discrimination!!! LOL

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  2. Story would have been funnier if she had been selling kool-aid.

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  3. It's New York City and they didn't even tase her? Batteries must have been dead.

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