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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Goodbye Terror Alert.

The Terror Alert System is either going to be revamped or eliminated all together. Alan of SnarkyBytes suggested it be changed to this:

And for an extra amount of fun, DHS is accepting public suggestions at :

hsasreview@dhs.gov

3 comments:

  1. Seems as though we People of the Gun ought to do the hoplophobes a favor and make a version for them...

    The colors and heading words can probably stay the same, just change the descriptions...

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  2. Uh...Ron White has a pretty good sounding replacement for the 5 codes of heightened awareness.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueTfihcVJlI

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  3. Detaining Muslim suspects! Racists!

    Immediately release illegally detained members of the religion of peace and arrest a bunch of those right-wing terror suspects!

    Actually, one could put together a nice chart based only on who the president needs to apologize to.

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