phone (202) 822 8200
{Dials phone}
*Ring, Ring *
VPC office: Hello, Violence Policy Center.
Me: Hi, I was wondering what firearms you have in stock. I'ld like to buy one.
VPC flunky: What!? We don't sell firearms here. They're scary!
Me: But your president is a licensed dealer. He's in the business of buying and selling firearms. This is his registered office.
VPC flunky: No he doesn't. We don't have any firearms here.
Me: Really, he does. Google it. I would like to buy a firearm from him.
VPC flunky: Mr. Sugarmann is not in the business of dealing death.
Me: Actually, by supporting Criminal Empowerment zones, he really is, but we're getting off the topic. Are you saying he has no firearm inventory?
VPC flunky: That's right.
Me: And he doesn't do special orders?
VPC flunky: NO!
Me: So he's not in the business of firearms?
VPC flunky: Certainly not!
Me: Can I quote you?
VPC flunky: Yes.
Me: Thank you. Have a nice day.
{Hangs up}
{Dials}
*Ring, Ring *
BATFE JBT : Hello ATF offices...
NOTE: SATIRE FOLKS SATIRE!!
Here's the contact info though:
Violence Policy Center
1730 Rhode Island Avenue, NW
Suite 1014
Washington, DC 20036
You did this? For real?
ReplyDeleteI'm as much an advocate of abolition of the ATF as any self-professed "absolutist" out there, but I would love nothing more than to see Sugarmann be stripped of his FFL and hauled off to federal prison for such a blatant violation of the law.
ReplyDeleteKinda thought so, but one never knows....
ReplyDeleteWait--do you mean this VPC--the one that gloated not long ago about the closing of tens of thousands of "kitchen-table" Federal Firearms Licensees, "who operated out of their homes or offices"?
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